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Ding Dong You Are Wrong

| Emily | NH | 19

HOVER

Welcome to the Jungle where we will set your pants aflame,

mielparaoshun:

url-ame:

conspicuouslad:

thelaziestbro:

* no offense but

* the customer is often wrong.

* full offense

In fact the customer is almost always wrong

Send this to the customer

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

glenn-rhee:

the walking dead + guide to troubled birds

acoolsuggestion:

hey heres a cool concept: treat the people that are important to you………like they are…..important to you

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

dullaidan:

i love vines and super short videos cause its like “man this video is only 4 seconds how much could happen in 4 seconds” so much man So Much

unclefather:
“wilbr:
“ My sister’s dog is blind and I guess today she made this ridiculous dog space suit thing to keep him from running into things.
”
I want my tax dollars to pay for this dog to go to the real moon
”

unclefather:

wilbr:

My sister’s dog is blind and I guess today she made this ridiculous dog space suit thing to keep him from running into things.

I want my tax dollars to pay for this dog to go to the real moon

bratphomet:

all this week has been “senior week” at my school only it has been unofficial and was completely orchestrated by the students without permission from administration and each day has had a theme so yesterday was “tourist tuesday” and every senior student dressed up in typical “tourist” outfits like hawaiian shirts and socks with sandals and fanny packs and sunglasses and all that and the administration thought it was funny until they started a “tour group” so the entire senior class didnt attend class at all and wandered the campus as a group with a “tour guide” pointing out and explaining random things to the entire group but it all went downhill when the tour group walked into a classroom and as the guide was giving the group a fake tour of the class one of the kids pointed to a widely hated teacher and asked the tour guide “what animal is that?” and thats the story of how my school issued 84 detentions in one day

deceptivelips:
“(18+)
”

deceptivelips:

(18+)

dynastylnoire:
“why you bake me
”

dynastylnoire:

why you bake me

LAST TIME TO SAY IT THANKS OBAMA

broomchickabroom:

animentality:

zany-the-nerd:

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

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Originally posted by byfireworks

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

incomparablyme:

Part of Debbie Reynolds’ acceptance speech for her Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award

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